Joker Quotes to make you Laugh Aloud!

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Joker Quotes

“Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside.”

“The worst part of having a mental illness is that people expect you to behave as if you don’t.”

“What doesn’t kill you, simply makes you stranger!”

“April sweet is coming in, let the feast of fools begin!”

“They need you right now, but when they don’t, they’ll cast you out like a leper!”

“As you know, madness is like gravity…all it takes is a little push.”

“Let’s put a smile on that face!”

“We stopped checking for monsters under our bed, when we realized they were inside us.”

“If you’re good at something, never do it for free.”

“When the chips are down, these civilized people, they’ll eat each other.”

Inspirational Quotes On Joker

“They Laugh At Me Because I’m Different. I laugh At Then Because They’re all the same”

“Nobody panics when things go “according to plan”. Even if the plan is horrifying!”

“Haven’t you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?”

“Madness is the emergency exit. You can just step outside, and close the door on all those dreadful things that happened. You can lock them away… forever.”

“Very poor choice of words.”

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“Why don’t we cut you up into little pieces and feed you to your pooches? Hm? And then we’ll see how loyal a hungry dog really is.”

“You have nothing, nothing to threaten me with. Nothing to do with all your strength.”

“‎Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I’m an agent of chaos…”

“I like you, but I want to kill you.”

“Do I really look like a guy with a plan? Do you know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it! You know, I just… *do* things.”

Funny Quotes About Joker

“I won’t kill you because you’re just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever.”

“Why so serious? ”

“Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile.”

“Is it just me or is it getting crazier out there”

“Those mob fools want you gone. So they can get back to the way things were. But I know the truth, there’s no going back. You’ve changed things…forever.”

“The pen, is truly mightier than the sword!”

“I don’t wanna kill you, what would I do without you? Go back to rippin’ off mob dealers… no, no, no… no you, you complete me.”

“You can’t rely on anyone these days, you gotta do everything yourself, don’t we? That’s ok, I came prepared, it’s a funny world we live in. Speaking of which, you know how I got these scars?”

“If the police expect to play against the Joker, they’d better be prepared to be dealt from the bottom of the deck!”

“As though we were made for each other… Beauty and the Beast. Of course, if anyone else calls you beast, I’ll rip their lungs out.”

Best Crazy Quotes About Joker

“The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules.”

“Maybe we can share one. You know, they’ll be doubling up, the rate this city’s inhabitants are losing their minds.”

“See I’m a man of simple taste. I like things such as gunpowder…dynamite and…petrol!”

“You see, I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curb.”

“Until their spirit breaks completely. Until they get a good look at the real Harvey Dent, and all the heroic things he’s done.”

“This city deserves a better class of criminals. And I’m going to give it to them!”

“You didn’t think I’d risk losing the battle for Gotham’s soul in a fistfight with you? No. You need an ace in the hole. Mine’s Harvey.”

“One by One, they’ll hear my call. Then this wicked town will follow my fall.”

“I used to think my life was a tragedy, but now I realize it’s a comedy.”

“Costume’s a bit theatrical, but hey, who am I to talk?”

“What doesn’t kill you simply makes you stranger!”

Best Scary Quotes By Joker

“A joker is the one who learns to laugh outside of happiness”

“If I have to have a past, then I prefer it to be multiple choice.” ― Alan Moore

“Enough madness? Enough? And how do you measure madness?” ― Grant Morrison

“The joke loses everything when the joker laughs himself.” ― Friedrich von Schiller

“If you’re good at something, never do it for free.”

“When the chips are down, these civilized people, they’ll eat each other.”

“See, this is how crazy Batman’s made Gotham! If you want to order in Gotham, Batman must take off his mask and turn himself in. Oh, and every day he doesn’t, people will die, starting tonight. I’m a man of my word.”

“Their morals, their code—it’s a bad joke.”

“How can two people hate so much without knowing each other?” ― Alan Moore

“Laugh and the world laughs with you!”

“It’s salt. Why don’t you sprinkle some on me, honey? Aren’t I just good enough to eat?”

“I just hope my death makes more cents than my life” 

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